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'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

LAY ZEE FUK

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Stuffing the turkey.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Boy baking a cake.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

Stand back - while I whip something up

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

"What? Fish Again?"

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'