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"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Boy baking a cake.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Dog Chow Mein

Stand back - while I whip something up

Four Star Meal

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

Chinese Novel Cookie

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

'You have an impressive cellar.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'My broker advises me to have the pork bellies.'

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!'

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

'Ooh look, you've got a free lucky horseshoe with your giant meatballs.'

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

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