Kitty Gourmet Gifts

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Boy baking a cake.

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

Dog Chow Mein

Stand back - while I whip something up

Four Star Meal

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

Chinese Novel Cookie

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

'You have an impressive cellar.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'My broker advises me to have the pork bellies.'

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Sandwich Shop

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

'Ooh look, you've got a free lucky horseshoe with your giant meatballs.'