Feline Gourmet Gifts

'This is awful tasting stuff...contains chicken parts...I hate to even imagine what parts!'

"Cat Yummies again?"

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

"The slow approach, the suspicious sniff, the final turning away...nobody does finicky like Precious."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'I've got it written down...'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Four Star Meal

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

Cat looking up fish recipes.

'See, it's very good cat food!'

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

'I hope your 'kittycat gourmet delight' tastes better than my 'doggy sirloin supreme!''

"To start you folks off tonight, we have a special menu just for turning you nose up at!"

Cats prefer the food that people eat.

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

'Freshly ground pepper?'

'They get spoiled so fast.'

Water. Food. Garnish.

Oh, I live next door – acting cute to get the neighbor's treats is just a side hustle.