Gourmet Cat Parent Gifts

"She's very fussy about her food!"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"She's eating in tonight."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'You have an impressive cellar.'

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

'Fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs and cooked beans! He gets a better dinner than I do!'

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

'See, it's very good cat food!'

"The slow approach, the suspicious sniff, the final turning away...nobody does finicky like Precious."

Water. Food. Garnish.

'Freshly ground pepper?'

'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

"If we list it now, you could be eating filet mignon every night for the rest of your life!"

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

'I'll take your word for it that dog food tastes good on crackers.'

"Oh, the curse of a refined palate."