Feline Foodie Gifts

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Catch-of-the-day sounds fun. Shall we give it a head start?'

'I hope your 'kittycat gourmet delight' tastes better than my 'doggy sirloin supreme!''

"To start you folks off tonight, we have a special menu just for turning you nose up at!"

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"Go ahead, we're entitled...demand to know if it's gluten-free."

"Why don't we ever eat out?"

'Humans are strange. On one side they're disguisted when they see us eating mice, on the other side they eat stuff like canned ravioli. . .'

Cats prefer the food that people eat.

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'Please raise your tails...'

"Behave – this guy's a good tipper."

Mouse on a stick - for the cat on the go.

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

'Freshly ground pepper?'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'They get spoiled so fast.'

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Pets.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Hecklers