Foodie Feline Fan Gifts

Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.

Happy birthday to the purrfect pussy cat.

"Whoa! Did you just hear the can opener?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Cat Towels

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."