Foodie Feline Friends Gifts

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"And where have you previously moused?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I hate it when we fight."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Love.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"So is it a deal? You take naps for me and I'll chase mice for you!"

"Did you have a cat?"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.