Foodie Furry Friends Gifts

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You keep impeccable time."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'Bone appetit!'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel.

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

The late bird orders a take away.

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

Oh, I live next door – acting cute to get the neighbor's treats is just a side hustle.

"Leave the bowl."

"Let's get the ball."

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

'Cannibal.'

The Doggie Psychic

"We call him 'Leftovers'."

'Marm never lets me forget when it's liver night.'

Ab Fab

Lost dog...responds to an electric can opener.

Dietary options for your dog.