Four-legged Foodie Gifts

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Your love gives me strength."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I've got it written down...'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"He's a real dog person."

"Worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever seen."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

'Intelligent! I'll say he's intelligent!'

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

"So you’re Penny. It’s nice to finally put a face to the scent."

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

"Generally I recommend chuck, but since your collie has a pedigree...sirloin."

"Leave the bowl."