Foodie In Canine Form Gifts

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Dog Chow Mein

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

'Kibbles & S**t'

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

"Let's get the ball."

"Leave the bowl."

The Doggie Psychic

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

"Well-done coming right up."

The Four Basic Food Groups - Dry, moist, biscuit, bone.

"The meal was superb...My compliments to the shep."

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

"It's a new cereal for dogs."

Dog Chopsticks

"I'll have what she's having."