Four-legged Foodie Friend Gifts

"Let's get the ball."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"You keep impeccable time."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Your love gives me strength."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I've got it written down...'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Dog and man on couch

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"He's a real dog person."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever seen."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

'Intelligent! I'll say he's intelligent!'

"So you’re Penny. It’s nice to finally put a face to the scent."

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

Dog waiting in a car for his owner to return from the pharmacy