Foodie With A Furry Friend Gifts

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'Kibbles & S**t'

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

'You're kidding... I love sushi, too!'

"Leave the bowl."

"Let's get the ball."

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

'Don't worry - he's only tasting it.'

The Doggie Psychic

'I'm thinking celebrity pet's cookery nightmare make-over...'

"We call him 'Leftovers'."

"It's a new cereal for dogs."

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