Furry Foodie Gifts

Ab Fab

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"You keep impeccable time."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

'I've got it written down...'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

Four Star Meal

"For what you are about to receive..."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."