Foodie With Fur Babies Gifts

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Dog Chow Mein

Babies who Lunch.

"She never took to the leash."

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'Bone appetit!'

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"Save some for Mommy, Princess."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"I need some assistance here."

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

No caption. (Dog delivery man delivers a box labeled "Scraps" to dog customer.)

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel.

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."