Fur-midable Foodie Gifts

"I need some assistance here."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

*=Hotdog

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'Bone appetit!'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

Bar Refaeli

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

No caption. (Dog delivery man delivers a box labeled "Scraps" to dog customer.)

'Kibbles & S**t'

"It says it tastes like the real thing and includes directions on how to start a food fight."

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'