Foodie Furball Gifts

No caption. (Dog delivery man delivers a box labeled "Scraps" to dog customer.)

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"You keep impeccable time."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

Cats on the couch.

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Fido and Fifi

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

Violinist welcomed by cats

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Bar Refaeli

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'She's killing me with kindness!'