Foodie Furball Gifts

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"You keep impeccable time."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

Cats on the couch.

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Fido and Fifi

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Violinist welcomed by cats

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

'She's killing me with kindness!'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'