Furball Enthusiast Gifts

Dog with all the hair he has ever shed.

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Good Dog!

Cat shows off new jacket, saying: 'Don't worry, it's fake furball.'

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Cat breeders' association entrance

Cat owners

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Violinist welcomed by cats

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Menage a Paws.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

Long-range planning

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Chaos at the vet's office.