Furball Fun Gifts

Menage a Paws.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Dog Dressed to Eat

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Will work for tummy rub.'

What if cats talked dirty...

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Violinist welcomed by cats

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

Long-range planning

Chaos at the vet's office.

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"If pressured, I will run!"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'In my book, any interrogation involving water constitutes torture.'

"I felt that there wasn't enough cat hair on your clean laundry so I decided to fix it."

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.