Furball Fanatics Gifts

'That book about brushing your cat's teeth...you should move it to the humor section.'

"I'm still working on my keyboarding skills."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Violinist welcomed by cats

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

What if cats talked dirty...

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Menage a Paws.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"If pressured, I will run!"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."