Furball Fanatics Mugs

'That book about brushing your cat's teeth...you should move it to the humor section.'

"I'm still working on my keyboarding skills."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Dog Dressed to Eat

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Violinist welcomed by cats

Menage a Paws.

What if cats talked dirty...

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"If pressured, I will run!"

'In my book, any interrogation involving water constitutes torture.'

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.