Furball Frenzy Enthusiast Mugs

Chaos at the vet's office.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Violinist welcomed by cats

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

What if cats talked dirty...

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Menage a Paws.

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"If pressured, I will run!"

'In my book, any interrogation involving water constitutes torture.'

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.