Furball Aficionado Mugs

'They've started giving me 'senior' cat food...'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Go away! You are invading my personal space!'

Fur balls are never wasted at our house...

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Fido and Fifi

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Menage a Paws.

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Violinist welcomed by cats

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Oh no, they're back!'

Long-range planning

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

"If pressured, I will run!"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'In my book, any interrogation involving water constitutes torture.'