Furball Enthusiasts Mugs

"I think we both know it's time for the groomer."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Dog Dressed to Eat

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Fido and Fifi

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

What if cats talked dirty...

Menage a Paws.

Violinist welcomed by cats

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

Long-range planning

Chaos at the vet's office.

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"If pressured, I will run!"