Furball Enthusiasts Mugs

"I think we both know it's time for the groomer."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

What if cats talked dirty...

Violinist welcomed by cats

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Menage a Paws.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

Long-range planning

Chaos at the vet's office.

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"If pressured, I will run!"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.