Furball Friends Mugs

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Here's a new cure for my cat allergies. Divorce.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Fido and Fifi

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Violinist welcomed by cats

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Menage a Paws.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

Long-range planning

Chaos at the vet's office.

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"If pressured, I will run!"