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'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Here's a new cure for my cat allergies. Divorce.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Violinist welcomed by cats

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Menage a Paws.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

Long-range planning

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Chaos at the vet's office.

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"If pressured, I will run!"

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."