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"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Violinist welcomed by cats

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Menage a Paws.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

'Oh no, they're back!'

"God, they're needy."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Chaos at the vet's office.

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."