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"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Menage a Paws.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Violinist welcomed by cats

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"God, they're needy."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

"If pressured, I will run!"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."