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'They've started giving me 'senior' cat food...'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Go away! You are invading my personal space!'

Fur balls are never wasted at our house...

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Menage a Paws.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Violinist welcomed by cats

'Oh no, they're back!'

Long-range planning

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"