Fur Ball Enthusiast Gifts

That's no way to speak to a pedigree cat!

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"She never took to the leash."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

Violinist welcomed by cats

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

What if cats talked dirty...

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Menage a Paws.

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"The meaning of life is cats."

'She's killing me with kindness!'