Friendly Furball Fan Gifts

Most people don't know that cats and dogs used to be best friends until some thoughtless cartoonist began stirring up trouble in search of easy gags.

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Puppy.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

Dog Love.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Dog Training.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"We'll take him."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)