Furball Friend Gifts

'Would Mommy's little kitty like a scratching post?'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Someone is approaching the house, Mr. Roscoe. Sir."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"He and I are definitely friends. I'm just not sure we're best friends."

"What am I doing? Oh, just sitting around... shedding like mad all the place."

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"He's down to his last three or four lives."

"Sure, I may shed too much...I'm not always a 'cool cat'...dirt gets tuck in my whiskers... and I don't kill my prey right away...but if someone can see past all that to my warm, loving core...they're probably close enough to scratch."

'In my book, any interrogation involving water constitutes torture.'

Bad kitty! You have to wait for me to open it first!

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Alright then,stay there- I WILL be obeyed!"

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Boy and his dog

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

Cats on the couch.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Will work for tummy rub.'