Furball Friend Gifts

'Would Mommy's little kitty like a scratching post?'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"He and I are definitely friends. I'm just not sure we're best friends."

"What am I doing? Oh, just sitting around... shedding like mad all the place."

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"He's down to his last three or four lives."

"Sure, I may shed too much...I'm not always a 'cool cat'...dirt gets tuck in my whiskers... and I don't kill my prey right away...but if someone can see past all that to my warm, loving core...they're probably close enough to scratch."

'In my book, any interrogation involving water constitutes torture.'

Bad kitty! You have to wait for me to open it first!

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Alright then,stay there- I WILL be obeyed!"

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Boy and his dog

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

Cats on the couch.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Fido and Fifi

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Violinist welcomed by cats

Menage a Paws.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!