Furball Pampering Pal Gifts

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cats on the couch.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Fido and Fifi

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Violinist welcomed by cats

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Menage a Paws.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

Long-range planning

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Why cats don't cook. (sign on wall reads: Federal Law requires all employees to wear hairnets)

'Well, I'll tell you about ear trims...

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"If pressured, I will run!"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.