Furball Healer Gifts

'The necropsy was a success...but the patient lived!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Fido and Fifi

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Menage a Paws.

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Violinist welcomed by cats

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

Long-range planning

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"If pressured, I will run!"