Furball Healer Pillows

'The necropsy was a success...but the patient lived!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Violinist welcomed by cats

Menage a Paws.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

Long-range planning

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"If pressured, I will run!"

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."