Furball Pampering Pal Pillows

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cats on the couch.

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Violinist welcomed by cats

Menage a Paws.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'She's killing me with kindness!'

Long-range planning

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

'Well, I'll tell you about ear trims...

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Why cats don't cook. (sign on wall reads: Federal Law requires all employees to wear hairnets)

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"If pressured, I will run!"

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.