Furball Fanatic Pillows

"If pressured, I will run!"

"As a veterinarian, Martin cant go anywhere without having someone ask for free advice."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Kitty litter

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

Violinist welcomed by cats

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'When you've got a minute, give this a bowl of milk.'

Fido and Fifi

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Projectile hairballing."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Menage a Paws.

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

Long-range planning

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."