Furball Negotiator Gifts

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Projectile hairballing."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"No screen time means more scream time."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

Long-range planning

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Be a friend.

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"I felt that there wasn't enough cat hair on your clean laundry so I decided to fix it."

'The necropsy was a success...but the patient lived!'

'In my book, any interrogation involving water constitutes torture.'

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

"He's down to his last three or four lives."