Furball Philosopher Gifts

Long-range planning

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Fido and Fifi

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Violinist welcomed by cats

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Menage a Paws.

What if cats talked dirty...

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

"If pressured, I will run!"