Furball Fashionista Gifts

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Dog Dressed to Eat

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Projectile hairballing."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

What if cats talked dirty...

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Best in Heat.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Violinist welcomed by cats

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Menage a Paws.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Prints in a Gallery.

Long-range planning

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."