Furball Fashionista Prints

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Projectile hairballing."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Violinist welcomed by cats

Menage a Paws.

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Best in Heat.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

What if cats talked dirty...

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Long-range planning

Prints in a Gallery.

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."