Furball Philosophers Prints

Dogs get fur balls too.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Fido and Fifi

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Violinist welcomed by cats

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Menage a Paws.

What if cats talked dirty...

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

Long-range planning

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"If pressured, I will run!"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."