Furball Fan Prints

"I felt that there wasn't enough cat hair on your clean laundry so I decided to fix it."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

Why Poodles Become Killers

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'You know, in dog years, five is the new three.'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Violinist welcomed by cats

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Menage a Paws.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

Long-range planning

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."