Furball Fan Prints

"I felt that there wasn't enough cat hair on your clean laundry so I decided to fix it."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

Why Poodles Become Killers

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'You know, in dog years, five is the new three.'

Menage a Paws.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Violinist welcomed by cats

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

Long-range planning

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."