Friendly Furball Fan Prints

Most people don't know that cats and dogs used to be best friends until some thoughtless cartoonist began stirring up trouble in search of easy gags.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Puppy.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

Dog Training.

Dog Love.

Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'