Furball Frenzy Enthusiast Prints

Chaos at the vet's office.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Dog Dressed to Eat

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Menage a Paws.

Violinist welcomed by cats

What if cats talked dirty...

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"If pressured, I will run!"

"I felt that there wasn't enough cat hair on your clean laundry so I decided to fix it."

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'In my book, any interrogation involving water constitutes torture.'

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.