Fashionista Furball Gifts

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Dog Dressed to Eat

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Fido and Fifi

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

Sun. Rain.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Violinist welcomed by cats

What if cats talked dirty...

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Best in Heat.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

Prints in a Gallery.

Long-range planning

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'