Flirting Furball Gifts

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cats on the couch.

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Violinist welcomed by cats

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Menage a Paws.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Sweet, Caroline?'

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."