Flirting Furball T-Shirts

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Dog Dressed to Eat

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Cats on the couch.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Violinist welcomed by cats

Menage a Paws.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Chaos at the vet's office.