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"Hair balls are a thing of the past since I switched to moist towelettes."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cats on the couch.

"Projectile hairballing."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Violinist welcomed by cats

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

What if cats talked dirty...

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Menage a Paws.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

Long-range planning

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"If pressured, I will run!"