Furry Fashionista Gifts

Dog Days

"You're better off without. I'm SCHVITZING!"

Sun. Rain.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"We decided to make pillows out of Buddy's fur. As you can see, he sheds a lot."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Useless add-ons.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

The Cat Spa

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Cats on the couch.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'