Furry Fashion Fan Gifts

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Jarvis Cocker

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Overkill, dude."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Puppy.

Elton John

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Dog Love.

Dog Training.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I believe in consistent branding."

"We'll take him."

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…