Furry Fashion Fan Gifts

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Puppy.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Overkill, dude."

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Dog Training.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Dog Love.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I believe in consistent branding."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"